Louise - If you can't remember it, it didn't happen

Being the youngest in the Ken, I take great pleasure in telling everyone how old they're getting. But here's a few comforting words (to make a change). Quite often after a night out, my friends and I would live by the rule 'If you can't remember it, it didn't happen'. Louise, if you were any where near the level of drunk that I was on friday ( I have a suspicion that you may well have been) you will not remember any details from your birthday. This is good! this means that your birthday did not happen. You are still 23! (but that's still old)

The night involved drinking Guiness in the rain, a dodgy gaijin man dumping a body in his boot, potcheen (thanks to Pete and Tom), losing my jacket, and spewing in the street. What a great night!